Thursday, April 3, 2014

More Public Health News Worth Reading...No, Really.

This, my friends, this is the kind of study that our government should spend its money funding. What do I want to see when I look at the news? I want to see that chocolate is good for me, might keep me thin, and prevent diabetes. #MajorWin

Also, who didn't know that coffee is good for us? (Those with religious objections, please ignore this one). Helps prevents Parkinson's Disease and Liver Cancer? Just hand me that frappucino!

Coffee: Ancient Gaul Style


  1. I am grateful to you for calling such important health information to my attention. Now excuse me while I go get some chocolate.

    1. It is my duty as a public servant. I can only hope to fulfill my responsibilities.